Because he will lick your face.
(“Eeewww!” “Grooooossss!” I know, I know.)
In preparation for a Girls’ Night I’m hosting at my place in a couple weeks, I told my friends that they’d have to watch out because Riley is a big licker. They said they were looking forward to it. I said, “No no, you have no idea how much this puppy licks. He licked Andy’s face 178 times!”
Eyes wide, Kate asked, “In a week?”
I laughed. “In a 2-minute span.”
It’s their nightly ritual.