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Wed Apr 20 2011

Writerly Wednesday

“Look, writing a novel is like paddling from Boston to London in a bathtub,” he said. “Sometimes the damn tub sinks. It’s a wonder that most of them don’t.”

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  1. Les says:
    Wed Apr 20 2011 at 1:22 PM

    Uh whoops? I swear I’d posted on that… maybe I just read it and intended to?

    Also, I adore that bathtub quote hahah.

  2. Sonja says:
    Wed Apr 20 2011 at 5:13 PM

    That NY Times article was hysterical. It makes me want to get a copy of McSweeney’s.

  3. Shari says:
    Wed Apr 20 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Thanks so very much for the kind words, Kristan! I really appreciate it :)

  4. Meghan Ward says:
    Wed Apr 20 2011 at 5:27 PM

    I entered the giveaway! I love Margaret Atwood – although, I have to say, book giveaways are going to be a thing of the past once we’re all using e-readers. We’ll have to give away Amazon and iTunes cards instead. 3, 2, 1 Jump sounds great. Btw, I have a question for you in the comments on my blog, which is what spurred your decision to not have followers on your blog?

  5. Anthony Lee Collins says:
    Thu Apr 21 2011 at 12:04 AM

    The bathtub quote, BTW, is part of my personal theory about why there are so many bad movies. If you’re writing a novel, or a song, or painting a painting, and you realize it’s going to stink, you can stop and put it away and forget about it. If you’re shooting a movie in any sort of professional way you have to keep going, even if you suddenly realize it will be no good.

    Once I figured this out, it explained a lot.

  6. Amanda Kendle says:
    Thu Apr 21 2011 at 1:25 AM

    Thanks for the mention Kristan! I think us Aussies are sometimes just a bit laidback and lazy, that’s why we like travelling so much. (ha ha so much that we even spell it with two Ls so it lasts longer ..)

  7. Kristan says:
    Thu Apr 21 2011 at 9:25 AM

    Meghan-
    Haha, yeah, I already love Amazon gift cards. But I will always want hard copies of my most favorite books.

    Saw your question & answered!

    Anthony-
    Hah, interesting point. Unless your movie doesn’t involve anyone else, right? But that’s got to be pretty rare.

    Amanda-
    I dunno, we’ve got plenty of laidback and lazy Americans. But they stay on the couch!

  8. Jon says:
    Thu Apr 21 2011 at 11:07 AM

    I loved the abandoned novels article–thanks for the share!

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