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Snippets: Get it?

Last night after I finished watching all of Fushigi Yugi on YouTube:

Andy: Please tell me you are not seriously crying over a cartoon.
Me:
{sniff sniff} It’s not just any cartoon! It’s EPIC.
Andy:

I finish sniffling, shut down my computer, and get into bed.

Me: You just don’t understand. You’re not a romantic.
Andy: I am too!
Me: Oh yeah? How so?
Andy: I am a tiny insect that bites people and lodges under their skin, and I was born in the capital of Italy.
Me: You’re a Rome ant?
Andy: No, I’m a Roman tick!
Me:

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Family Guy explains: real writers must be seen

Today is Andy’s 25th birthday, which means I spent all day reading My Sister’s Keeper preparing for his surprise dinner this evening and thus had no time to post for real. Instead, enjoy this 33-second clip about what real writers do:

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Snippets: Booze?

Andy: Aren’t you going to come hang out with me and Riley?
Me: Yep, in just a minute.

An hour later…

Me: Okay, I’m ready to hang with my boos!
Andy:
Me: Not “booze” as in alcohol. “Boos” as in more than one boo!

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Morning mumbled

Me to my alarm clock this morning: I’m sorry I think you have the wrong number…

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Snippets: So he thinks he can dance

Andy: Okay, this isn’t fun anymore.
Me: [turns around from computer] What?
Andy: I’ve been dancing around the kitchen trying to see how long it would take you notice. It’s been over four minutes.

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