Tag: humor

  • Me: Do you think it matters if I use your shampoo and body wash for a while? Andy: No. Well, you’ll smell like a boy. Me: True, but no one smells me. Andy: I smell you! Me: So? I’ll still smell like a nice, clean boy. Andy: I don’t want to smell a boy in…

  • Inspired by ThingsMyBoyfriendSays.com, I decided to start recording some of my conversations with Andy. This is from Sunday night. Me: I KNEW you were going to say that. Andy: How? Me: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because we’ve been dating for three and a half years? Andy: Fine, then what am I going to do…

  • me: not all of us can be geniuses like you, okay? this is why you’re at harvard and i’m a writer b/c i accidentally put underwear on inside out Marci: haha so why are we both poor? me: LOL good question…

  • LOL Sinfest

    This is my life.

  • Another day without Andy, another Atlantic Monthly article. Riley spent most of his day going between the two pillows I laid flat on the couch, taking turns lying on each. Sadly I am not that easily entertained. Instead, I spent most of today tearing up over television (We Are Marshall and Grey’s Anatomy reruns) and…