Last night after I finished watching all of Fushigi Yugi on YouTube:
Andy: Please tell me you are not seriously crying over a cartoon.
Me: {sniff sniff} It’s not just any cartoon! It’s EPIC.
Andy: …
I finish sniffling, shut down my computer, and get into bed.
Me: You just don’t understand. You’re not a romantic.
Andy: I am too!
Me: Oh yeah? How so?
Andy: I am a tiny insect that bites people and lodges under their skin, and I was born in the capital of Italy.
Me: You’re a Rome ant?
Andy: No, I’m a Roman tick!
Me: …