Tag: Riley

  • Dear Makers of Things That Smell Good To Dogs Even Though Dogs Really Should Not Eat Them

    I hate you. My dog ought to hate you too, but he’s kind of dumb. Hence he eats your things. Hence he wakes me up at 4 AM. Hence we hurry half-asleep to the kitchen so he can vomit — a record 6 times. Hence I stay up another 2 hours worried that he’s going…

  • Study buddy

  • May the force (of love) be with you

    Me and Riley wishing everyone a very happy Valentine’s Day! Don’t get caught up in the couple-y stuff. Just spread love. After all, it’s the most wonderful and powerful force there is. :)

  • Let sleeping dogs lie

    A supplement of sorts to the previous post.

  • Dog days

    Your day starts at 6 AM with a dog retching beside your bed. The noise rouses you from dreaming, and you stumble out of the room, urging the dog to follow you to the kitchen and its tiled floor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t quite make it. Still half-asleep, you clean up the carpet and then fall…