Last night I performed surgery. Behold the patient:
Giraffey had gaping wounds in his side, belly, and HEAD.
RILEY ATE HIS BRAINS!!!!
But then for some reason, Riley thought I was actually hurting Giraffey with my little needle and thread, as if his voracious gnawing was a mere head massage. The pup paced around me during the whole operation like a nervous dad waiting to see how his kid would fare. Finally he whimpered, lay down, and buried his face in his paws.
I’m happy to report that the operation was successful and Giraffey was delivered into his hungry loving dad’s jaws arms about twenty minutes later.
Next up: Croc.
MY PUPPY IS HANNIBAL LECTER!!!
5 responses to “Foto Friday: Paging Dr. Hoffman”
I LOVE IT. (Riley is so cute!)
Hehe, thanks! (HE IS!)
What?? Where did those stuffed animals come from they are ADORABLE. Please tell me Andy’s collection lol
The bear Scout chewed up has no head!
Aisha: LOL no they’re specifically dog toys, with squeakys inside so he thinks he’s killing some small animal. In real life, if he met a giraffe or a crocodile, he’d probably get real confused and go, “Hey, why are you so big, and where the heck is your squeaky?!”
Angie: Haha, sad bear. But I guess it has no brain to feel the sadness? :P