Mad Libs Contest Giveaway Thingie

Update: Hey, folks, anyone can enter! You don’t have to be a regular reader. I was looking forward to all the random answers from all the random people. Consider it a birthday present!

Entries will close sometime tomorrow afternoon so keep those comments coming!

Alright, folks, today is the day! In honor of my birthday and inspired by the generosity of Twenty Four at Heart and Pseudonymous High School Teacher, I am giving away a $20 Visa gift card and a book of Mad Libs.

(Unless Albert wins, in which case he wants Snuffles. Even though he already has two…)

What do you have to do to win? Just leave a comment to this entry, filling out the word list below. One comment will be selected at random and announced tomorrow as the winner. One entry per person, please.

If you have any questions, email me (khoffman at gmail.com). Otherwise, GO!

1. noun
2. plural noun
3. adjective
4. plural noun
5. noun
6. verb
7. noun
8. unit of time
9. type of building/place
10. familial relation (e.g. wife, cousin, uncle-in-law)
11. profession
12. award (real or made-up)
13. religious figure or deity
14. job-related task
15. noun
16. adjective
17. plural noun
18. noun
19. verb
20. adverb

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20 Comments

  1. Angela

    1. pill
    2. speakers
    3. pompous
    4. bottles
    5. cup
    6. shiver
    7. binder
    8. millisecond
    9. lecture hall
    10. grandmother
    11. vigilante
    12. Best Fingernails
    13. Poseidon
    14. making xerox copies
    15. book
    16. glossy
    17. pillbugs
    18. mouse
    19. slither
    20. boldly

  2. Mary

    1. Tree
    2. Clouds
    3. Pretty
    4. Puppies
    5. Email
    6. Read
    7. Mug
    8. Nanosecond
    9. Schoolhouse
    10. Second cousin-in-law twice removed
    11. Baker
    12. Pulitzer Prize
    13. Jesus H. Christ
    14. Answering the phone
    15. Kitty
    16. Fluffy
    17. Notebooks
    18. Leaf
    19. Walk
    20. Politely

  3. Andy

    1. Puppy
    2. Puppies
    3. Puppy-like
    4. Dogs
    5. Dog
    6. Barking
    7. Border Collie
    8. Dog year
    9. Dog Shelter
    10. Puppy-In-Law
    11. Dog Trainer
    12. Puppy of the Year
    13. Zeus
    14. Walking the dog
    15. Beagle
    16. Fluffy
    17. Pencils
    18. Jack Russell Terrier
    19. Scratching
    20. What’s an adverb?

  4. Becky

    1. scarf
    2. shoes
    3. spicy
    4. trails
    5. hamburger
    6. smoked
    7. apple
    8. hour and a half
    9. arena
    10. step grandfather
    11. butcher
    12. Daytime Emmy Award
    13. Ganesh
    14. answering emails
    15. color
    16. saucy
    17. spines
    18. dawn
    19. dump
    20. seriously

  5. Snufflessssssssss!!!!!!!!

    1. hickey
    2. celebrations
    3. ridiculous
    4. bagels
    5. coffee
    6. masticate
    7. typhoon
    8. fortnight
    9. trailer
    10. great-grandfather’s mistress’ brother-in-law
    11. juggler
    12. Least-Likely-to-Win-an-Award award
    13. Chuck, the lucky rabbit’s foot
    14. sleeping
    15. toothbrush
    16. flamboyant
    17. Snuffles
    18. puffy-white cloud
    19. thrash
    20. tediously

    Albert’s last blog post..To-do: Make a to-do list

  6. Diane

    1. table
    2. light bulbs
    3. sprightly
    4. giant Chia pets
    5. bum bum
    6. masticate
    7. poncho
    8. milli vanilli second
    9. fortress of DOOM
    10. (uncertain of relationship so just call her) auntie
    11. zamboni driver (with ambitions to be Indy driver)
    12. Award for not Selling Out (whatever that means)
    13. love guru
    14. wash hands for at least 20 seconds before returning to work
    15. fake Coach purse
    16. snazzy
    17. push up bras
    18. love
    19. adore
    20. faithfully

  7. Margot

    1. Toilet
    2. Breast Implants
    3. Numb
    4. Thighs
    5. iPod
    6. Sniff
    7. Donut
    8. light year
    9. County Jail
    10. Second Cousin Twice-Removed
    11. Hamburgler
    12. Superior Human Being Award
    13. The Flying Spaghetti Monster
    14. Make FedEx boxes
    15. Botox
    16. Jiggly
    17. Hot Cross buns
    18. Stapler
    19. Googled (to google…its a verb damnit!)
    20. Gloriously (just go with it)

  8. Alex

    1. sonic screwdriver
    2. highlighters
    3. frigid
    4. kittens
    5. yarn
    6. hug
    7. knitting needle
    8. nanosecond
    9. law library
    10. step-cousin-twice-removed-in-law
    11. hostage negotiator
    12. Darwin Award
    13. Zeus
    14. order around the underlings
    15. flashlight
    16. multicolored
    17. candles
    18. TARDIS
    19. go
    20. boldly

  9. Aisha

    1. I
    2. We
    3. sunny
    4. nuns
    5. boyfriend
    6. skate
    7. day
    8. minute
    9. hospital
    10. wicked step-mother
    11. writer
    12. Tony award
    13. God
    14. staple
    15. paper
    16. ugly
    17. librarians
    18. DVD player
    19. sleep
    20. hastily

    Happy bday btw :)

  10. Matthew Roberts

    1. G1
    2. laptops
    3. spicy
    4. sodas
    5. light bulb
    6. sprint
    7. desk
    8. score
    9. skyscraper
    10. nephew
    11. gamer
    12. stella award
    13. Jesus
    14. programming
    15. RJ-45 connector
    16. hard
    17. computer screens
    18. headset
    19. spit
    20. amazingly

  11. Bob

    1. icecream
    2. cakes
    3. decorative
    4. coopers
    5. longhorn
    6. eat
    7. bruins
    8. picosecond
    9. icecreamland
    10. sister
    11. programmer
    12. Turing award
    13. Icecream goddess
    14. mixing in mixins
    15. oreos
    16. pretty
    17. laptops
    18. sandwitch
    19. running
    20. quickly

  12. tommy lam

    1. pterodactyl
    2. bottles
    3. cryptic
    4. brothers
    5. futon
    6. defenestrate
    7. piano
    8. four score and seven years
    9. third stall from the left
    10. sixth cousin, twice removed
    11. street mime
    12. Darwin’s award
    13. the Fonz
    14. fill out TPS reports
    15. goatee
    16. silent
    17. dreadlocks
    18. Panzer tank
    19. cartwheel
    20. furiously

  13. Justin

    1. cell
    2. viruses
    3. infectious
    4. gels
    5. DNA
    6. feed
    7. protein
    8. half-life
    9. lab
    10. second cousin once removed
    11. bum
    12. CMA Award
    13. LeBron James
    14. procrastinate
    15. ethanol
    16. fluorescent
    17. colonies
    18. tumor
    19. proliferate
    20. uncontrollably

  14. Michael

    1. Penguin
    2. Placeboes
    3. Purple
    4. Park benches
    5. Preditor
    6. Placate
    7. Petunia
    8. Picosecond
    9. Pantheon
    10. Paternal grandfather
    11. Physicist
    12. Purple Heart
    13. Pope
    14. Polling
    15. Periscope
    16. Punctual
    17. Pencils
    18. Prostate
    19. Percieves
    20. Piously

  15. Adam

    1. Tutu
    2. Walruses
    3. corrugated (like cardboard!)
    4. lunch boxes
    5. Post-It Note ™
    6. google (as in, to google)
    7. perquacky
    8. Jiffy
    9. Pagoda
    10. The backcountry slackjawed yokel that happens to be your cousin, brother, AND uncle (but we don’t talk about him).
    11. SJK (Slackjawed Yokel), esquire
    12. Best PBJ west of the NYC.
    13. Televangelist (wow, they have this in the spell correction dictionary)
    14. Surfing the web with a quick finger to return to REAL work.
    15. Sharpie Fine-Point Permanent Marker (it’s on my desk, at work..see #14)
    16. bootylicious
    17. notices to sign up for stuff that expire in 2004! (seriously, why is this still up?)
    18. noun (no, not nun or noon)
    19. widow (creepy, huh!?)
    20. ironicly

    I apologize to all of the Slackjawed Yokels I may have offended, although I think I’m the only one here.

  16. Happy Birthday! Now you can have my responses:

    1. cookie
    2. credit cards
    3. flimsy
    4. glass jars
    5. surge protector
    6. smushing
    7. babies
    8. milliseconds
    9. Log cabins (constructed by the CCC under FDR)
    10. brother’s cousin’s mother-in-law’s second cousin removed
    11. necromancer
    12. Most Pious
    13. Isis
    14. checking emails all day
    15. pygmy tarsier
    16. putrid
    17. coopers
    18. soccer ball
    19. judo chopping
    20. often

    angie’s last blog post..Free money?!

  17. 1. cat
    2. Boobies
    3. saucy
    4. shoes
    5. mother
    6. eat
    7. refrigerator
    8. millisecond
    9. Vietnamese Nail Salon
    10. 2nd Cousin once removed
    11. cheese maker
    12. The Silver Eclair
    13. Artemis
    14. Filing
    15. Frosting
    16. Moist
    17. Children
    18. Bus
    19. Curse
    20. Frantically

  18. 1. sausage
    2. trees
    3. Butler-ish
    4. bunnies
    5. Barak Obama
    6. bamboozle
    7. gas
    8. decade
    9. church
    10. lover
    11. garbage man
    12. Darwin Award
    13. Jobu
    14. TPS Report
    15. hemroid
    16. shiny
    17. rodent
    18. shipoopi
    19. squat
    20. cowardly

  19. Karen

    1. Snuffles!
    2. puppy butts
    3. squishy
    4. teddy bears
    5. peanut butter
    6. flatulate
    7. spallation
    8. century
    9. bat cave
    10. sister
    11. physicist
    12. nobel prize
    13. jesus christ superstar
    14. getting mail
    15. Santa
    16. grubby
    17. dust bunny
    18. ass
    19. cheating
    20. gynormously

  20. Aisha

    Hehe wow a lot of people read your blog :]

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