Update: Hey, folks, anyone can enter! You don’t have to be a regular reader. I was looking forward to all the random answers from all the random people. Consider it a birthday present!
Entries will close sometime tomorrow afternoon so keep those comments coming!
Alright, folks, today is the day! In honor of my birthday and inspired by the generosity of Twenty Four at Heart and Pseudonymous High School Teacher, I am giving away a $20 Visa gift card and a book of Mad Libs.
(Unless Albert wins, in which case he wants Snuffles. Even though he already has two…)
What do you have to do to win? Just leave a comment to this entry, filling out the word list below. One comment will be selected at random and announced tomorrow as the winner. One entry per person, please.
If you have any questions, email me (khoffman at gmail.com). Otherwise, GO!
1. noun
2. plural noun
3. adjective
4. plural noun
5. noun
6. verb
7. noun
8. unit of time
9. type of building/place
10. familial relation (e.g. wife, cousin, uncle-in-law)
11. profession
12. award (real or made-up)
13. religious figure or deity
14. job-related task
15. noun
16. adjective
17. plural noun
18. noun
19. verb
20. adverb
Thanks for playing!
20 responses to “Mad Libs Contest Giveaway Thingie”
1. pill
2. speakers
3. pompous
4. bottles
5. cup
6. shiver
7. binder
8. millisecond
9. lecture hall
10. grandmother
11. vigilante
12. Best Fingernails
13. Poseidon
14. making xerox copies
15. book
16. glossy
17. pillbugs
18. mouse
19. slither
20. boldly
1. Tree
2. Clouds
3. Pretty
4. Puppies
5. Email
6. Read
7. Mug
8. Nanosecond
9. Schoolhouse
10. Second cousin-in-law twice removed
11. Baker
12. Pulitzer Prize
13. Jesus H. Christ
14. Answering the phone
15. Kitty
16. Fluffy
17. Notebooks
18. Leaf
19. Walk
20. Politely
1. Puppy
2. Puppies
3. Puppy-like
4. Dogs
5. Dog
6. Barking
7. Border Collie
8. Dog year
9. Dog Shelter
10. Puppy-In-Law
11. Dog Trainer
12. Puppy of the Year
13. Zeus
14. Walking the dog
15. Beagle
16. Fluffy
17. Pencils
18. Jack Russell Terrier
19. Scratching
20. What’s an adverb?
1. scarf
2. shoes
3. spicy
4. trails
5. hamburger
6. smoked
7. apple
8. hour and a half
9. arena
10. step grandfather
11. butcher
12. Daytime Emmy Award
13. Ganesh
14. answering emails
15. color
16. saucy
17. spines
18. dawn
19. dump
20. seriously
Snufflessssssssss!!!!!!!!
1. hickey
2. celebrations
3. ridiculous
4. bagels
5. coffee
6. masticate
7. typhoon
8. fortnight
9. trailer
10. great-grandfather’s mistress’ brother-in-law
11. juggler
12. Least-Likely-to-Win-an-Award award
13. Chuck, the lucky rabbit’s foot
14. sleeping
15. toothbrush
16. flamboyant
17. Snuffles
18. puffy-white cloud
19. thrash
20. tediously
Albert’s last blog post..To-do: Make a to-do list
1. table
2. light bulbs
3. sprightly
4. giant Chia pets
5. bum bum
6. masticate
7. poncho
8. milli vanilli second
9. fortress of DOOM
10. (uncertain of relationship so just call her) auntie
11. zamboni driver (with ambitions to be Indy driver)
12. Award for not Selling Out (whatever that means)
13. love guru
14. wash hands for at least 20 seconds before returning to work
15. fake Coach purse
16. snazzy
17. push up bras
18. love
19. adore
20. faithfully
1. Toilet
2. Breast Implants
3. Numb
4. Thighs
5. iPod
6. Sniff
7. Donut
8. light year
9. County Jail
10. Second Cousin Twice-Removed
11. Hamburgler
12. Superior Human Being Award
13. The Flying Spaghetti Monster
14. Make FedEx boxes
15. Botox
16. Jiggly
17. Hot Cross buns
18. Stapler
19. Googled (to google…its a verb damnit!)
20. Gloriously (just go with it)
1. sonic screwdriver
2. highlighters
3. frigid
4. kittens
5. yarn
6. hug
7. knitting needle
8. nanosecond
9. law library
10. step-cousin-twice-removed-in-law
11. hostage negotiator
12. Darwin Award
13. Zeus
14. order around the underlings
15. flashlight
16. multicolored
17. candles
18. TARDIS
19. go
20. boldly
1. I
2. We
3. sunny
4. nuns
5. boyfriend
6. skate
7. day
8. minute
9. hospital
10. wicked step-mother
11. writer
12. Tony award
13. God
14. staple
15. paper
16. ugly
17. librarians
18. DVD player
19. sleep
20. hastily
Happy bday btw :)
1. G1
2. laptops
3. spicy
4. sodas
5. light bulb
6. sprint
7. desk
8. score
9. skyscraper
10. nephew
11. gamer
12. stella award
13. Jesus
14. programming
15. RJ-45 connector
16. hard
17. computer screens
18. headset
19. spit
20. amazingly
1. icecream
2. cakes
3. decorative
4. coopers
5. longhorn
6. eat
7. bruins
8. picosecond
9. icecreamland
10. sister
11. programmer
12. Turing award
13. Icecream goddess
14. mixing in mixins
15. oreos
16. pretty
17. laptops
18. sandwitch
19. running
20. quickly
1. pterodactyl
2. bottles
3. cryptic
4. brothers
5. futon
6. defenestrate
7. piano
8. four score and seven years
9. third stall from the left
10. sixth cousin, twice removed
11. street mime
12. Darwin’s award
13. the Fonz
14. fill out TPS reports
15. goatee
16. silent
17. dreadlocks
18. Panzer tank
19. cartwheel
20. furiously
1. cell
2. viruses
3. infectious
4. gels
5. DNA
6. feed
7. protein
8. half-life
9. lab
10. second cousin once removed
11. bum
12. CMA Award
13. LeBron James
14. procrastinate
15. ethanol
16. fluorescent
17. colonies
18. tumor
19. proliferate
20. uncontrollably
1. Penguin
2. Placeboes
3. Purple
4. Park benches
5. Preditor
6. Placate
7. Petunia
8. Picosecond
9. Pantheon
10. Paternal grandfather
11. Physicist
12. Purple Heart
13. Pope
14. Polling
15. Periscope
16. Punctual
17. Pencils
18. Prostate
19. Percieves
20. Piously
1. Tutu
2. Walruses
3. corrugated (like cardboard!)
4. lunch boxes
5. Post-It Note ™
6. google (as in, to google)
7. perquacky
8. Jiffy
9. Pagoda
10. The backcountry slackjawed yokel that happens to be your cousin, brother, AND uncle (but we don’t talk about him).
11. SJK (Slackjawed Yokel), esquire
12. Best PBJ west of the NYC.
13. Televangelist (wow, they have this in the spell correction dictionary)
14. Surfing the web with a quick finger to return to REAL work.
15. Sharpie Fine-Point Permanent Marker (it’s on my desk, at work..see #14)
16. bootylicious
17. notices to sign up for stuff that expire in 2004! (seriously, why is this still up?)
18. noun (no, not nun or noon)
19. widow (creepy, huh!?)
20. ironicly
I apologize to all of the Slackjawed Yokels I may have offended, although I think I’m the only one here.
Happy Birthday! Now you can have my responses:
1. cookie
2. credit cards
3. flimsy
4. glass jars
5. surge protector
6. smushing
7. babies
8. milliseconds
9. Log cabins (constructed by the CCC under FDR)
10. brother’s cousin’s mother-in-law’s second cousin removed
11. necromancer
12. Most Pious
13. Isis
14. checking emails all day
15. pygmy tarsier
16. putrid
17. coopers
18. soccer ball
19. judo chopping
20. often
angie’s last blog post..Free money?!
1. cat
2. Boobies
3. saucy
4. shoes
5. mother
6. eat
7. refrigerator
8. millisecond
9. Vietnamese Nail Salon
10. 2nd Cousin once removed
11. cheese maker
12. The Silver Eclair
13. Artemis
14. Filing
15. Frosting
16. Moist
17. Children
18. Bus
19. Curse
20. Frantically
1. sausage
2. trees
3. Butler-ish
4. bunnies
5. Barak Obama
6. bamboozle
7. gas
8. decade
9. church
10. lover
11. garbage man
12. Darwin Award
13. Jobu
14. TPS Report
15. hemroid
16. shiny
17. rodent
18. shipoopi
19. squat
20. cowardly
1. Snuffles!
2. puppy butts
3. squishy
4. teddy bears
5. peanut butter
6. flatulate
7. spallation
8. century
9. bat cave
10. sister
11. physicist
12. nobel prize
13. jesus christ superstar
14. getting mail
15. Santa
16. grubby
17. dust bunny
18. ass
19. cheating
20. gynormously
Hehe wow a lot of people read your blog :]