Um, do you know how much it would cost to ship yourself to North Carolina from Ohio via FedEx Priority Overnight?
FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY SEVEN DOLLARS!
Five. Two. Seven. HUNDRED.
And that’s only if you weigh FIFTEEN pounds.
Yeah, needless to say, I asked the FedEx clerk if we could try another, cheaper service, because I think my boss would kill me if I brought back that receipt.