Snippets: We’re so romantic

Inspired by ThingsMyBoyfriendSays.com, I decided to start recording some of my conversations with Andy. This is from Sunday night.

Me: I KNEW you were going to say that.
Andy: How?
Me: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because we’ve been dating for three and a half years?
Andy: Fine, then what am I going to do RIGHT NOW?
Me: …
Andy: I’m going to snort your arm!

[proceeds to try and snort my arm]

Andy: Can you feel that?
Me: NO! Your nose does not create enough suction for me to feel it on my arm.

[tries harder]

Andy: Can you feel that?
Me: No!
Andy: Really? Because now I’m actually blowing my nose on your arm.

11 responses to “Snippets: We’re so romantic”

  1. Margot Avatar
    Margot

    This is hilarious!

  2. Kristan Avatar
    Kristan

    Thanks. I don’t plan to post too many of these, because really who likes to see that much of someone else’s relationship? :P But he’s seriously wacked out sometimes.

  3. najla Avatar
    najla

    hahahahahaha!! That’s freakin’ awesome! :]

    ♥

  4. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    Lol, I’m pretty sure a guy has not snorted my arm before. Other things yes, but definitely not snort.

  5. Kristan Avatar
    Kristan

    Najla-
    Glad you think so! I’m going to tell Andy he can use you as a human tissue next time. :P (No, j/k, it was fine.)

    Angie-
    Yeah, Andy’s “special.”

  6. Krista Avatar
    Krista

    this is why i love boys. <3

    Krista’s recent blog post: you can sure get lost in a louisiana bayou

  7. Kristan Avatar
    Kristan

    It’s certainly what makes me love this one. :)

  8. Sonja Avatar
    Sonja

    Thanks for such a nice comment on my blog. :) Yeah, I had to close the comments to all but the most recent post (except that one you found that I missed – oops!) because I was getting 100s of spam comments in my archives every week. And yes, I have spam catchers, but apparently they don’t work.

    Oh, and re-printing conversations is an out I’ve turned to lately, too. These little moments between people are often illuminating while being funny, too. Have you ever read the blog “Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About” (http://www.mil-millington.com/)? Not exactly re-prints of conversations, but exceptionally funny.

    Cheers.

    Sonja’s recent blog post: Vegan Freak*

  9. Kristan Avatar
    Kristan

    Haha, hope I helped you prevent some more spam, then!

    Never been to that site but thanks for the recommendation, I’m headed over right now… :)

  10. phhhst Avatar
    phhhst

    HA! This was great funny.

    phhhst’s recent blog post: Spin Cycle: Guilt Trippin

  11. Kristan Avatar
    Kristan

    Thanks. :P

    I’ll have to tell Andy he went over pretty well. He’s been asking me about guest-blogging…