Snippets: We’re so romantic

Inspired by, I decided to start recording some of my conversations with Andy. This is from Sunday night.

Me: I KNEW you were going to say that.
Andy: How?
Me: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because we’ve been dating for three and a half years?
Andy: Fine, then what am I going to do RIGHT NOW?
Andy: I’m going to snort your arm!

[proceeds to try and snort my arm]

Andy: Can you feel that?
Me: NO! Your nose does not create enough suction for me to feel it on my arm.

[tries harder]

Andy: Can you feel that?
Me: No!
Andy: Really? Because now I’m actually blowing my nose on your arm.


  1. Margot says:

    This is hilarious!

  2. Kristan says:

    Thanks. I don’t plan to post too many of these, because really who likes to see that much of someone else’s relationship? :P But he’s seriously wacked out sometimes.

  3. najla says:

    hahahahahaha!! That’s freakin’ awesome! :]

  4. Angie says:

    Lol, I’m pretty sure a guy has not snorted my arm before. Other things yes, but definitely not snort.

  5. Kristan says:

    Glad you think so! I’m going to tell Andy he can use you as a human tissue next time. :P (No, j/k, it was fine.)

    Yeah, Andy’s “special.”

  6. Krista says:

    this is why i love boys. <3

    Krista’s recent blog post: you can sure get lost in a louisiana bayou

  7. Kristan says:

    It’s certainly what makes me love this one. :)

  8. Sonja says:

    Thanks for such a nice comment on my blog. :) Yeah, I had to close the comments to all but the most recent post (except that one you found that I missed – oops!) because I was getting 100s of spam comments in my archives every week. And yes, I have spam catchers, but apparently they don’t work.

    Oh, and re-printing conversations is an out I’ve turned to lately, too. These little moments between people are often illuminating while being funny, too. Have you ever read the blog “Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About” ( Not exactly re-prints of conversations, but exceptionally funny.


    Sonja’s recent blog post: Vegan Freak*

  9. Kristan says:

    Haha, hope I helped you prevent some more spam, then!

    Never been to that site but thanks for the recommendation, I’m headed over right now… :)

  10. phhhst says:

    HA! This was great funny.

    phhhst’s recent blog post: Spin Cycle: Guilt Trippin

  11. Kristan says:

    Thanks. :P

    I’ll have to tell Andy he went over pretty well. He’s been asking me about guest-blogging…

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