Me: Do you think it matters if I use your shampoo and body wash for a while?
Andy: No. Well, you’ll smell like a boy.
Me: True, but no one smells me.
Andy: I smell you!
Me: So? I’ll still smell like a nice, clean boy.
Andy: I don’t want to smell a boy in my bed, no matter how nice or clean he is…

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