Allow me to present a brief recap of NaNoWriMo days 2 and 3:
Yesterday, 6 PM: Oh crap, I haven’t written anything? I better get on that!
Yesterday, 6:03 PM: Dinnertime!
Yesterday, 7:30 PM: Okay, time to write for real. I mean, look at Erin. Erin has… NINE THOUSAND WORDS?! WTF?
Yesterday, 7:35 PM: Breathe, Kristan. It’s okay. You don’t have to write as fast as Erin or anyone else. You just have to write 1,667 words a day.
Yesterday, 7:36 PM: 1,667 WORDS A DAY?!
Yesterday, 7:37 PM: Oh shut up and just do it.
Yesterday, 8:30 PM: Does my story suck? I think my story sucks.
Yesterday: 8:35 PM: Nooo, it doesn’t suck. I’m just scared.
Yesterday: 8:40 PM: Wait, no, maybe it really does suck. I should ask somebody. But I don’t want to talk too much about my story is because then I might lose interest in it…
Yesterday, 9:40 PM: Wow, that’s stupid. Also, I am really bad at fantasy football.
Yesterday, 9:45 PM: I’m supposed to be writing!
Yesterday, 10:15 PM: Oh, but I still can’t tell if my story sucks. I really ought to ask somebody…
Yesterday 11:15 PM: Yay, my story doesn’t suck! And now I can write!
Today, 12:15 AM: Poop, I’m tired.
Today, 6:55 AM: Poop, time to wake up so I can vote before work.
Today, 1:30 PM: I wonder if I have ADHD…
Today, 1:35 PM: Internet says, “Mild ADHD Possible.” Doh.