Tag: Snippets

  • Snippets: Get it?

    Last night after I finished watching all of Fushigi Yugi on YouTube: Andy: Please tell me you are not seriously crying over a cartoon. Me: {sniff sniff} It’s not just any cartoon! It’s EPIC. Andy: … I finish sniffling, shut down my computer, and get into bed. Me: You just don’t understand. You’re not a…

  • Snippets: Booze?

    Andy: Aren’t you going to come hang out with me and Riley? Me: Yep, in just a minute. An hour later… Me: Okay, I’m ready to hang with my boos! Andy: … Me: Not “booze” as in alcohol. “Boos” as in more than one boo!

  • Snippets: So he thinks he can dance

    Andy: Okay, this isn’t fun anymore. Me: [turns around from computer] What? Andy: I’ve been dancing around the kitchen trying to see how long it would take you notice. It’s been over four minutes.

  • Snippets: When you run out of Pantene and Olay…

    Me: Do you think it matters if I use your shampoo and body wash for a while? Andy: No. Well, you’ll smell like a boy. Me: True, but no one smells me. Andy: I smell you! Me: So? I’ll still smell like a nice, clean boy. Andy: I don’t want to smell a boy in…

  • Snippets: We’re so romantic

    Inspired by ThingsMyBoyfriendSays.com, I decided to start recording some of my conversations with Andy. This is from Sunday night. Me: I KNEW you were going to say that. Andy: How? Me: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because we’ve been dating for three and a half years? Andy: Fine, then what am I going to do…